ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

eatcleanmakechanges:

yes

mixedwithsuiicide:

im-br-0k-en:

liv-ing-dead:

I’m here if you need someone to talk to x

☯B&W☯

this though

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

i’m going to Tanzania (an east African country) this summer for two weeks and I’m going to have a long enough layover in Dubai that I’ll be able to leave the airport and explore a little bit.

kalkein:

bellatorlupinus:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK

oMFG

sherlockspeare:

castiel-pulled-me-out-of-hell:

sherlockspeare:

A Wild Dancing John appears in Buckingham Palace.

Just look at Skerlock’s face though.

“For fuck’s sake John again?”

Casually leaving another stupid gif because there is a movie(Charles 2) in which Martin and Rupert wear period costumes and wigs and wander around the palace. Don’t mind me please.

okay but let’s not forget that sherlock is sitting in a sheet because he didnt want to wear clothes

inkondite:

im scared to be okay, i don’t remember the last time i was genuinely happy and that terrifies me to the point where i would rather be like this because in a way, im comfortable.